Hats, and why you should care

Well folks, it's coming up on that special time of your life again, and by that I mean it's time for you to comment on my post. 

But... Why? Why should you? After all I made it blatantly obvious that I did not care what you think in my introductory post, but maybe that was just one side of me or just one of my many hats I decided to allow you to see. Maybe I do want to know what you have to say and that first post was just a biker helmet of toughness I was wearing to begin with. Now however I choose to don the hat of a diplomatic scholar, perhaps a little Rabi hat. Later I will put on my sleeping cap or perhaps my gaming headset coupled with a hood of antisocial (charisma -2, stealth +4) that also just so happens to resemble that of a Jedi. 

Is all this changing of hats really necessary though? Why can't we all just own one super hat that covers everything? Like the Ironman mask, or better yet, Kurt Russell's hair from Big Trouble in Little China. Those of you who don't know what that means can disregard that, but those of you that do, remember; it's all in the reflexes. 

I really do think though that I would be easier on us all if we could all just wear te same hat in every social situation without getting social head lice and being banished. But then again maybe not because there would be that one kid who decides that makes it okay for him to be just the worst and no one wants to see that. 

Well this post has clearly gone nowhere but maybe that's because I'm not even wearing a hat right now. Heck my hair isn't even done. Not that it matters, it's almost midnight anyways. Oh well. Thanks for reading everyone. I'm signing off now but if I'm not back in an hour, call the President.